GYAENTERTAINMENT
★ A GYA ORIGINAL ★

WELCOME TO THE BUSINESS OF SHOW

GYA ENTERTAINMENT
IS NOT A GAY PORN SITE
FOR DYSLEXIC PEOPLE.

We make movies.
And a spectacular fucking entrance.

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Grab Your Ankles Entertainment.

MOTION PICTURES.
MAJOR DELUSIONS.
01 / THE STUDIOHOLLYWOOD, WITH THE BRAKES OFF.

All the glamour.
None of the
good sense.

We chase your ass,
usually in a stretch limo.

Welcome to Grab Your Ankles Entertainment: a movie-making empire with champagne ambitions, a corner-shop budget, and an ego that needs its own dressing room.

MOTION PICTURES
★ & MAJOR DELUSIONS ★
02 / THE COMPANY CARLONG ON STYLE. SHORT ON RESTRAINT.
Vintage black stretch limousine with neon lighting, velvet interior and a chrome dance pole

Stretch the limo
and your butt,
but not the budget.

Old-school wheels. Velvet seats. A pole with more screen presence than our entire board of directors.

THE EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCEZERO OSCARS. EXCELLENT LEGROOM.
A Vaseline jar dramatically lit like a Hollywood starTHE UNOFFICIAL EXECUTIVE ESSENTIAL

03 / READ THE FINE PRINT

Hollywood’s
a slippery
business.

Your money. Your life. Your soul.
Our opening offer.

At GYA, we’re going to screw you over no matter what. So grab your ankles and stand by to be entertained.

04 / THE MAN BEHIND THE MADNESSFOUNDER. VISIONARY. ROBE ENTHUSIAST.

A titan of cinema.
A stranger to trousers.

Every great studio has a visionary.
Ours has a pink silk robe
and absolutely nowhere to be.

The smiling founder lounging on a velvet chaise in pink silk pajamas and a matching robe
THE FOUNDERIN ALL HIS GLORY.

THAT’S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY.

LET’S MAKE
A SCENE.